Xbox 360 to Get Steam-Powered?

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Steam: Very NIce.

Hurrah! It’s spurious rumour of the week time! Up this time is a little tale doing the microblog rounds that Steam is coming to the Xbox 360. Woop!

Glorious news if true as it opens up cross-platform gaming that SURELY makes sense for a PC-giant like Microsoft. And yet, heartbreakingly, quite possible a huge pack of lies that means all us Xbox Valve fans will have to continue to plough good money into sodding single platform versions while that punkass Lartens gets to have a PS3 / PC gamingfest at our expense. (Not that we’re bitter.)

So what are the facts?

Well, over at Steam’s Support page, some eagle-eyed superfan has spotted that the options now include “Xbox Support”. (It’s true – see for yourself…)

Steam Support

Steam Support: help even to those who can't get the service

This is, however, about the point where it gets fairly tenuous – this being rather less of a “fact”, and more an “observation”. And indeed, one that’s just a little bit hopeful. Well, a lot hopeful. Well, in fact, not entirely dissimilar to spotting the image of Jesus in some burned toast and assuming our Saviour’s earthly return has been heralded by your overly-baked bread and a Rorschachian inclination to assume deific visitation. Indeed, Valve obviously offer game support for their Xbox titles, and it’d be easy enough for something like this to slip in via a hackneyed site designer missing the relevance of his exhaustive menu options. But then, it is true that the option is under the Steam section as well as the Valve side – so maybe?

Thing is, whether it’s true or not, why all the fuss?

Well, the public position is that Valve aren’t bringing Steam to Xbox Live because Microsoft won’t open up the infrastructure – unlike those convivial chaps over at Sony. So overcoming the blockers would represent a fairly big change of heart from Bill Gates and co, who more typically like to have first-party control over the options on their beloved console. (Zune vs. Lovefilm, anyone?) But that said, it’s not unbelievable.

The next phase – nay, the current phase – of the console war is all about broadening the experience. Movies, music, social networking – soon, if you can’t do everything from your machine, it’ll be obsolete. And it’s fairly even between the two big hitters at the moment (there is no third here – Wii really never got to grips with this), so it’d surely be a shame for Microsoft to be missing a piece of the modern arsenal.

Our take though? It won’t happen. Steam is a nice to have, not an integral part of the way gamers go about their lives. There aren’t enough titles, and there’s not enough appeal in the existing ones to make cross-platform gaming a truly must-have experience. Until that happens, Microsoft can live without it. Sad, but true.

Via The Sixth Axis

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SEGA In Box-Stuffing Scandal

Sonic Generations Limited Merch

SEGA has been implicated in a horrendous animal cruelty suit after rumours began to circulate that they’d been stuffing multiple hedgehogs into vicious little boxes. And, by God if they haven’t rammed a load of commemorative hijinx in there too – leaving sod all room for those little critters to move. Let alone breathe.

The dogs.

But before we bore you to tears with our pathetic japery – or more importantly before SEGA hit us with a defamation suit – here’s the wonderful truth: Sonic Generations fans will be getting a beast of a Collector’s Edition when the game is release on November 4th.

SEGA’s bigass package will be delivered in lovely lenticular packaging, include a load of freebie DLC, and sport a host of collectible goodies from a (admittedly grotesque) figurine featuring both Classic Sonic and Modern Sonic, an exclusive, individually numbered commemorative “Gold Ring”, and a “20 Years of Sonic Art” book, containing never before seen sketches and images from the past 20 years. Even better, this box of delights comes with a ‘20th Anniversary Sonic Soundtrack’ featuring a selection of tracks handpicked by Sonic Team, and the ‘History of Sonic: Birth of an Icon’ documentary, an exclusive collection of interviews and footage charting Sonic’s life from bawling blue hogbaby to spiky global superstar.

Which is all wonderful – as long as the game is good, huh? Over to you, SEGA.

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Me No Loony – Give Me Kuni

Ni No Kuni had its DS release all the way back in 2010, but it’s only now that Japanese devs Level 5 are finally gearing up their PS3 role-player for a full console release – and it looks like that’ll be on November 17th!

To celebrate, the wonderful folks behind The Kunester (full title Ni no Kuni: Shiroki Seihai no Joō – meaning Second World, The Queen Of White Sacred Ash), have loosed this beaut of a vid showcasing the lush animation from co-developers Studio Ghibli, the wonderfully idiosyncratic characters that will have Ghibli fans leaping for joy, and the gorgeously rendered game worlds that show that Sony’s ageing hardware is still producing the goods. In fact, even Sony themselves are swept up in the excitement – announcing yet another special edition PS3 to go with the launch – more after the jump.

And yet… And YET! This beautiful creation is STILL a Jap-only release! So why the buzz over here in the Kuni-less West?!

Well, hopes of an English-language version aren’t dead yet, Second World-fans. In the last year, Level 5 International America swung open its doors – spreading Akihiro Hono and co’s reach from Tokyo to North America. No specific US releases have been announced, and there’s no word on an English translation for El Kunos, but the rumour mill is buzzing after the company’s announcement of a mid-October “world event” – to be held in Tokyo, but surely intended to reveal Level 5’s global plans?!

And that’s why your beloved Grigs are today launching a Facebook petition to convince Mr Hono to put on his translating hat and get us our own version – subtitles would be fine (better, even, from experience) and even a US release would do, considering the relative ease of getting a PS3 import. So, if you love your Ghibli, get over to Our Ni No Kuni English Language Campaign Page and join the cause!

The Special No Ni Kuni PS3

No Ni Kuni PS3

And in case you’re not tempted enough already, here’s a pic of the special edition PS3 we mentioned – a slimline 160gb version decked out in “magical gold with pearl touch” finish (with a Dual Shock to match). And there’s even a Shizuku decal on the front – one of the game’s main characters. Cheeky.

The support from Sony isn’t that revealing – there’s approximately 4 billion special edition PS3’s at our last count – but we’d like to think they’ve spotted a Ghibli gem and would support our campaign to send Ni No Kuni across the pond. Eh, Sony? You in, huh?

Good good, thought you would be.

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I Need A Heroes (Update)

Oh the joy! The unadulterated joy! Not only so we get the lovely news about Sonic CD, but we also get a brand-spankers Guardian Heroes vid and the news that the XBLA-port of the 1996 Saturn classic will be with us in… wait for it… October! [Update! GH will be released on October 12th, for 800MSP. Not bad!]

Huzzah!

So strap on your leotards and whip out your big sword – this is an update you can not miss.

Harn

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Ten, Ten, Here We Go Again… Sonic CD!

Well my mighty groons, there was nothing but joy at Grig Towers when we heard the news that Sonic CD is getting a re-release! Of course, that won’t be news to all the wonderful retro-fans out there – but how about a little vid to perk up your Tuesday?

This Mega CD classic (and there weren’t many, if we’re honest) was originally released way back in 1993, and earned a cult following for its awes soundtrack and expertly rendered version of the Sonic franchise. It also featured Metal Sonic and Amy for the first time, but who gives a hairy two-tailed fox’s ass about secondary characters? Anyhoo, now Sonic CD is getting a bit of spit and polish and being scattered across the four winds of digital – with an XBLA, PSN, iOS and Android release all on the cards.

The only grey cloud in this otherwise sunny news day is SEGA’s reticence on the subject of the toons. Their only commitment is that the digital release will contain “music from the original Japanese soundtrack”. Which could of course mean some of the level music is ported and the rest is ditched, or some other hideous outcome that doesn’t involve every single note being faithfully recreated. Hopefully for the console versions we’ll see a full port, and the handhelds will at least get the best bits – we’re watching you, SEGA.

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Even Haters Can Play For Free

Call of Duty Elite Graphic

Activision is ramping up the Modern Warfare machine for another world changing launch – except this time, the world they’re changing has got nothing to do with first person shooters and, um, they’re expecting people to hate it. Welcome to Call of Duty: Elite.

Yep, this latest gem of an idea isn’t anything to do with a new gaming engine – it’s a side-project that’s part Facebook, part super-statto, part fanclub. It’ll let you link your social network into MW3, give you in depth analysis on your performance (including some quite nifty looking “heat maps” that show where you keep getting fragged), and give premium users access to the DLC before the rest of us plebs with exclusive monthly downloads. Which all sounds rather nice – so why does their launch press, in one of the most defensive bits of marketing we’ve ever stumbled across, already assume there’ll be haters?

Well, cos it’ll cost $49.99 (per year!)

Holy camole – that’s a lot of beans. Well, yes, it seems like a total rip-off – but here’s the most shocking bit: our little bit of editorial digging shows that Elite isn’t actually the flagrant cash-burner we thought it would be when first hearing about the price tag. See, pretty much all of the features in Elite – the stats, the networking, the iOS and Android apps that let you build your profiles outside the game – are part of the free package. It’s only the DLC, some clan-upgrading, and the online replay theatre that you can’t get without laying out some moolah. And of that, you can grab the DLC off XBL and PSN etc anyway (just a bit later). Which makes us think it’s not actually a bad little addition (if you’re a hopeless COD-geek that is). It just raises one question: who the hell is gonna pay for it when all the good stuff is free?

Well, don’t underestimate the ability to turn a buck when your online community is 30 million strong. Elite will link all the COD games, from Black Ops onwards, so Activision seem to be taking a long view. And they’ve teasingly stated that most of the premium features are yet to be revealed – which probably means they haven’t got a clue what they’ll be, but does show they’ve got plans to scale it up. But most of all, by linking into social networking, they’re opening a much bigger market – side games, upgrades, advertising. And even more important, once the online peer pressure gets behind your product, who knows what’ll happen?

The good news is that there’s some decent add-ons that will spill out of Elite. The bad news is that, one, this is another step towards using DLC to lure you into more spending and two, marks another drift towards the icky world where development is less about the gaming experience and more about the spin-off. Except, for all that, the bad news just seems like whingeing. Activision seem so concerned about hacking people off that they’ve ended up giving away the goods for free. And that sounds like a winning idea.

Those crazy heatmaps:

The lowdown on Call of Duty: Elite’s key free features:

• Access Elite through the web as well as Elite’s free custom iOS and Android applications for smartphones and tablets
• Communicate any way you want across mobile, console and the web with your friends
• Track and share thousands of stats with friends – k/d ratios, score-per-minute, win % and loads more, all represented in easy to understand charts and infographics
• Create your own custom leaderboards to track friendly rivalries – who is moving up and down in your group of friends?
• Analyze advanced heat maps detailing your match-by-match performance – where you killed or got killed, when it happened, and more
• Analyze your weapons performance – which weapons you are best with in which situations
• Upload and share videos of your greatest moments through our exclusive theater mode with the touch of a button
• After you analyze your performance to your heart’s content – Customize your loadout – search through all the weapons, attachments and perks, and push them directly into the game menu from the web or your mobile device with the touch of a button
• Join dozens of groups and find other players with common interests to play with and compete against – find people who make the game the most fun for you – TDM, Lakers’ fans, Weekend Warriors
• Create a Clan with players who share your interests and taste for competition
• Bring your Facebook friends right into the game, easily taking your existing network into the Call of Duty experience.
• Seamlessly be placed into Groups with those who share your affinities and interests based on your Facebook profile.
• Start tracking your Call of Duty career – everything you wanted to know about your performance across the franchise starting with Black Ops

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Don’t Cross The Streams Mr Lipson! (Oh, OK. Do…)

Hurrah for completely insane Mad Professors! Without them, there’d be no Frankenstein, no flux capacitors, and definitely no Weird Science-style creation of hot 80s chicks with Commodore-designed mega-boobs! (though admittedly, although they tinkered with Kelly LeBrock’s tonkers, they were actually not that impressive when she appeared out of the ether…)

Anyhoo, the point is that mad scientist antics should always be celebrated. Which is why we simply rejoiced when we saw that some CRAZY science nutjob had hooked up two chatbots together to see what would happen. What. A. WACKJOB! Yes, Hod Lipson is a brave and worthy adventurer. IGNORING the risk of a total collapse in the space-time continuum! FLOUTING the possibility of total protonic reversal! OBLIVIOUS to the possibility that they’d end up randomly spouting buh about unicorns.

You can see the insane Mr Lipson explaining his universe-risking decision over at Techdirt.com. But be warned – his insanity may be contagious.

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Oh son of a motherless goat, My Japanese Coach is on IOS

My Japanese Coach title screen
Hardly news worthy i know, but if there’s one DS title worth having its My Japanese Coach, a great tool for learning japanese, and to get it on the DS, especially 3DS as it doesn’t run R4 cards, you have to pay between £35 – £50 on ebay or amazon to get it. I believe i did pay £34 some months ago. But guess what, the darn things on IOS devices, the iphone/ipod version was £2.99 for frack sake. I’ve only given it a quick spin, but it seems largely the same, the UI is a little different, and the gophers game was a little harder, which is actually better. So those looking to pick up the language should totally check out this app right now.

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Hurrah, zelda cd goodness boxed in for early purchasers, Skyward Sword

Zelda Skyward Sword box art
A few days ago, maybe a week, there was news that The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword was to be released with a limited edition gold motion plus controller with the hylian crest, and free cd from the upcoming 25th anniversary symphony. This news at the time was only confirmed for the US, but now amazon.co.uk have it listed as such, and nintendo.co.uk have finally released news that it is so, though they imply it is only with the limited edition release for the cd, and even then its only for early purchases while stocks last. It is unclear at this stage if Game are likely to do any further pre order bonus like with the 3DS release of Ocarina of Time earlier this year. The limited edition bundle is currently £54.91 on amazon.co.uk and is to be released on the 18th of November.

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Dodgy Conversion? Bane of Our Lives

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Childhood heroes are sacrosanct. From the best Transformer to the hottest kids’ TV presenter (you can keep Fearne Cotton, Dibbs, I’m having me that one off of Newsround…), the greatest ascend into myth, the worst into oft-remembered mirth. Either way, the way they were is part of who we are.

But that doesn’t stop movie makers and games developers endlessly trying to rehash ’em for the modern market – updates, spin-offs, and redesigns are all part of our lives – from two-a-penny comic adaptations to the endless rebirthing of Doctor Who. Thing is, remakes are like Wayne Rooney’s replacement hair – a good idea in theory, but badly, disgustingly, upsettingly wrong in practice.

So, with the news that Bane is making a welcome debut into the Arkham City franchise, we at Grig Manor can think of nothing better than a Top 5 Worst Hero Rehash list! Buckle in, get yourselves a vomit bag and some Kleenex, and relive the best of the worst…

Bane (Batman comic to Batman & Robin) – from arch-deacon of supervillainy to simpering altar-boy, Bane’s disgraceful showing in Batman & Robin wasn’t so much a tinkering with his character as a ransacking. Originally a brutal thug with an Asterix-esque super-juice on tap, the comic-book Bane was also a genius – piling the full force of Gotham’s nasties onto Batters’ until he, literally, broke. In the movie? A shuffling simpleton whose pumped-up persona was little more than a grunting oaf. It says something when an ageing Arnie with saggy man-boobs was still a better villain… The only good thing about that film was the Batmobile. That was friggin’ sweet!

Bill and Ted (awesome movie franchise to questionable kids’ cartoon) – so Bill S. Preston was no brainiac, and Ted “Theodore” Logan was only marginally more savvy than the moody douche who played him, but somehow the cartoon version managed to dumb even these two down. It was the movie forebears after all who mastered time-travel (We were there! There were many steps and columns), beat Death (Hey Ted, don’t fear the Reaper…. I heard zat!), and deciphered Hades (that was non, non non, NON-heinous!) But the cartoon Stallyns? By god, these two gurning scribbles wouldn’t know the different between Oshman’s Sporting Goods and a freakin’ Alaskan Military School. Whiny, pre-pubescent punks who’d probably have rocked out to Justin Bieber more than Faith No More, they did admittedly manage one catchy tune (for the titles – bodacious AND courageous, no less). And to be fair, I’d rather watch a looping torturefest of that scrawled nonsense than see one second of the rumoured third instalment. Bill and Ted will be ANCIENT if they go ahead, and who’s impressed with rockers who are falling to pieces? (I’m looking at you, Rolling Stones…)

Superman (pretty much any version compared to the monstrosity that was the closing seasons of New Adventures… Ps that’s Lois and Clark, for the benefit of our American fan) – for a couple of seasons, this cheeky tv adaptation had us hooked. Quality villains, Hatcher in her prime, and Super-beauts strutting about in his pants like some kind of crime-fighting über-paedo. And like all good shows, there was simmering tension between the lovely L&C – will they? Won’t they? If they do, would his super-drilling do Lois some serious fadge-damage? But then, by god, the writers decided they should go and get married. And what happens next? Well, all of a sudden Teri’s lopped the locks in search of the lesbian-ginger vote and Dean Cain’s spending more time fawning over her with mushy super-eyes than he is bashing Lex Luthor on his stupid, balding head. And that’s despite Lois looking like a genetic splice of Mick Hucknall and that slightly puffy looking fella from Mask. (The Mask with Cher, not Jim Carrey. Though even old greenface would have been a step up). And of course it’s hard to have much respect for the Man of Steel when he seems more likely to be making dinner and running a nice bath than zapping the shit out of stuff with his laser eyes and trapping people in little, cellophane squares. Diabolical, it was. Freakin’ diabolical.

So there we have it. Our Top 5. But wait! What? There’s only three you say? Why yes, my loveable compadres, there is. And that’s because those final two spots are for you! Tell us your least favoured conversions and who knows? There might be a FABULOUS prize. Like, we’ll mention it on Twitter or something. Awes.

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