Xbox 360 to Get Steam-Powered?

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Steam: Very NIce.

Hurrah! It’s spurious rumour of the week time! Up this time is a little tale doing the microblog rounds that Steam is coming to the Xbox 360. Woop!

Glorious news if true as it opens up cross-platform gaming that SURELY makes sense for a PC-giant like Microsoft. And yet, heartbreakingly, quite possible a huge pack of lies that means all us Xbox Valve fans will have to continue to plough good money into sodding single platform versions while that punkass Lartens gets to have a PS3 / PC gamingfest at our expense. (Not that we’re bitter.)

So what are the facts?

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SEGA In Box-Stuffing Scandal

Sonic Generations Limited Merch

SEGA has been implicated in a horrendous animal cruelty suit after rumours began to circulate that they’d been stuffing multiple hedgehogs into vicious little boxes. And, by God if they haven’t rammed a load of commemorative hijinx in there too – leaving sod all room for those little critters to move. Let alone breathe.

The dogs.

But before we bore you to tears with our pathetic japery – or more importantly before SEGA hit us with a defamation suit – here’s the wonderful truth: Sonic Generations fans will be getting a beast of a Collector’s Edition when the game is release on November 4th.

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Me No Loony – Give Me Kuni

Ni No Kuni had its DS release all the way back in 2010, but it’s only now that Japanese devs Level 5 are finally gearing up their PS3 role-player for a full console release – and it looks like that’ll be on November 17th!

To celebrate, the wonderful folks behind The Kunester (full title Ni no Kuni: Shiroki Seihai no Joō – meaning Second World, The Queen Of White Sacred Ash), have loosed this beaut of a vid showcasing the lush animation from co-developers Studio Ghibli, the wonderfully idiosyncratic characters that will have Ghibli fans leaping for joy, and the gorgeously rendered game worlds that show that Sony’s ageing hardware is still producing the goods. In fact, even Sony themselves are swept up in the excitement – announcing yet another special edition PS3 to go with the launch – more after the jump.

And yet… And YET! This beautiful creation is STILL a Jap-only release! So why the buzz over here in the Kuni-less West?!

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I Need A Heroes (Update)

Oh the joy! The unadulterated joy! Not only so we get the lovely news about Sonic CD, but we also get a brand-spankers Guardian Heroes vid and the news that the XBLA-port of the 1996 Saturn classic will be with us in… wait for it… October! [Update! GH will be released on October 12th, for 800MSP. Not bad!]

Huzzah!

So strap on your leotards and whip out your big sword – this is an update you can not miss.

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Ten, Ten, Here We Go Again… Sonic CD!

Well my mighty groons, there was nothing but joy at Grig Towers when we heard the news that Sonic CD is getting a re-release! Of course, that won’t be news to all the wonderful retro-fans out there – but how about a little vid to perk up your Tuesday?

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Even Haters Can Play For Free

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Activision is ramping up the Modern Warfare machine for another world changing launch – except this time, the world they’re changing has got nothing to do with first person shooters and, um, they’re expecting people to hate it. Welcome to Call of Duty: Elite.

Yep, this latest gem of an idea isn’t anything to do with a new gaming engine – it’s a side-project that’s part Facebook, part super-statto, part fanclub. It’ll let you link your social network into MW3, give you in depth analysis on your performance (including some quite nifty looking “heat maps” that show where you keep getting fragged), and give premium users access to the DLC before the rest of us plebs with exclusive monthly downloads. Which all sounds rather nice – so why does their launch press, in one of the most defensive bits of marketing we’ve ever stumbled across, already assume there’ll be haters?

Well, cos it’ll cost $49.99 (per year!)

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Don’t Cross The Streams Mr Lipson! (Oh, OK. Do…)

Hurrah for completely insane Mad Professors! Without them, there’d be no Frankenstein, no flux capacitors, and definitely no Weird Science-style creation of hot 80s chicks with Commodore-designed mega-boobs! (though admittedly, although they tinkered with Kelly LeBrock’s tonkers, they were actually not that impressive when she appeared out of the ether…)

Anyhoo, the point is that mad scientist antics should always be celebrated. Which is why we simply rejoiced when we saw that some CRAZY science nutjob had hooked up two chatbots together to see what would happen. What. A. WACKJOB! Yes, Hod Lipson is a brave and worthy adventurer. IGNORING the risk of a total collapse in the space-time continuum! FLOUTING the possibility of total protonic reversal! OBLIVIOUS to the possibility that they’d end up randomly spouting buh about unicorns.

You can see the insane Mr Lipson explaining his universe-risking decision over at Techdirt.com. But be warned – his insanity may be contagious.

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Oh son of a motherless goat, My Japanese Coach is on IOS

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Hardly news worthy i know, but if there’s one DS title worth having its My Japanese Coach, a great tool for learning japanese, and to get it on the DS, especially 3DS as it doesn’t run R4 cards, you have to pay between £35 – £50 on ebay or amazon to get it. I believe i did pay £34 some months ago. But guess what, the darn things on IOS devices, the iphone/ipod version was £2.99 for frack sake. I’ve only given it a quick spin, but it seems largely the same, the UI is a little different, and the gophers game was a little harder, which is actually better. So those looking to pick up the language should totally check out this app right now.

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Hurrah, zelda cd goodness boxed in for early purchasers, Skyward Sword

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A few days ago, maybe a week, there was news that The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword was to be released with a limited edition gold motion plus controller with the hylian crest, and free cd from the upcoming 25th anniversary symphony. This news at the time was only confirmed for the US, but now amazon.co.uk have it listed as such, and nintendo.co.uk have finally released news that it is so, though they imply it is only with the limited edition release for the cd, and even then its only for early purchases while stocks last. It is unclear at this stage if Game are likely to do any further pre order bonus like with the 3DS release of Ocarina of Time earlier this year. The limited edition bundle is currently £54.91 on amazon.co.uk and is to be released on the 18th of November.

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Dodgy Conversion? Bane of Our Lives

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Childhood heroes are sacrosanct. From the best Transformer to the hottest kids’ TV presenter (you can keep Fearne Cotton, Dibbs, I’m having me that one off of Newsround…), the greatest ascend into myth, the worst into oft-remembered mirth. Either way, the way they were is part of who we are.

But that doesn’t stop movie makers and games developers endlessly trying to rehash ’em for the modern market – updates, spin-offs, and redesigns are all part of our lives – from two-a-penny comic adaptations to the endless rebirthing of Doctor Who. Thing is, remakes are like Wayne Rooney’s replacement hair – a good idea in theory, but badly, disgustingly, upsettingly wrong in practice.

So, with the news that Bane is making a welcome debut into the Arkham City franchise, we at Grig Manor can think of nothing better than a Top 5 Worst Hero Rehash list! Buckle in, get yourselves a vomit bag and some Kleenex, and relive the best of the worst…

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