When celebs try to game

All this talk of Jet the Games Mistress recently got me to thinking – are there actually any real celebrity females who play games? A brief Griggle (the greatest online search engine) search later, and failing to find any results for ‘Teri Hatcher playing video games’, I chanced upon the following results.

Rihanna Gaming

Rhianna: The pop star that just won’t grigging go away no matter how run of the mill she is, caught here Xbox pad in hand, headset adorning bonce. Now we’re not here to discuss the wanton warblings of the unwieldy wench, but her Grig Convince-Me-Ometer score is screaming bull-poopery. Did she have a song on some games soundtrack or something? Look at the poor placement of her index fingers. No game should call for such lax positioning. What if she needed to pull off a Dragon Punch FADC into Ultra at the drop of a hat? She’d drop that combo and look like a darn fool, I tell thee! Still, she seems to have the basic idea and at least is holding the pad up the right way. The face is a give away to the fraudulence though. Who smiles like that on Xbox Live? You think that’s the face of someone being told what her mother gets up to on a Friday night by a prepubescent? No. Then she is not on Xbox Live.

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3 Responses to When celebs try to game

  1. lartens says:

    i love the Kunis, top 5 laminated ^^

    speaking of celebs and sonic, I read Melissa Joan Hart played the beta of sonic 2 on some tv show way back when.

  2. bedgell says:

    This is a mighty fine piece of journalism – well, except the bit with the men in it. How we’ve grown though – a whole section on Tiffani amber thiessen and we didn’t even mention her nudey shots. Oh, oops.

    And that’s big ten four on the mila kunis. I think if she’d have shown up in the mid nineties we’d have been round Ross’s sister’s house tapping her name into yahoo quicker than you can say retro porn download tastic…

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